The king woke up one morning with an itch on his chest. He had been bitten by a flea! On the one hand, the insect should be executed for biting the king; on the other hand, it now has royal blood running through its veins. What should you do with a flea that has royal blood? For the answer to this and many more crucial questions, like: Why shouldn't Pirates wear earplugs? Will Antarctic Snake Oil make you smarter? What should you do if an alien lands in your backyard and needs to use the toilet, but there's no toilet paper ... only your homework?! Read this book! Some of the answers will surprise you...