Come on a fishing trip with ABC Darwin's Rob Smith, Tim Moore and Mario 'McFadge' Faggion as they chart the croc - filled waters of the Top End, doing what they do best - telling tall tales, drinking beer, and crapping on. As one keen fan put it in a warm recommendation, 'The crap you blokes talk on air is the exact crap spoken F24 on my boat.' And this book is full of it - stuffed full of anecdotes about the colourful characters and wild, vibrant landscape of the Top End, but more than that, it's a book about mateship, fish, and the elaborate and exaggerated fishing claims that two guys who have been drinking beer all morning might make. Soaked through with irreverent humour, fishy fables, Top End folklore, jokes at other people's expense, fake adverts and satirical cartoons, this will make a great gift for Dad this Christmas. And did we mention the fish? There's a lot of them. And a lot of arguing about them.