You've seen him wearing speedos, kissing babies, driving a mining truck and chatting to his flock. But who is the real Tony Abbott? As the Bible says, by his words you shall know him. He's a concerned parent: ''I won't be rushing out to get my daughters vaccinated against cervical cancer.'' A philanthropist: ''We just can't stop people from being homeless if that's their choice.'' A nature lover: ''Environmentalism might hurt the environment.'' A champion of women's rights: ''I think it would be folly to expect that women will ever dominate or even approach equal representation in a large number of areas simply because their aptitudes, abilities and interests are different for physiological reasons.'' And a wise preacher: ''Jesus knew that there was a place for everything and it is not necessarily everyone's place to come to Australia.'' In the grand tradition of <i>Bushisms</i> and <i>The Wit of Whitlam</i>, here are Tony Abbott's words, unvarnished and full of revelations - the very best and worst of Australia's irrepressible mad monk.