<b><i>The Rules for Life Omnibus </i>is Kitty Flanagan's way of making the world a more pleasant place to live. Providing you with the antidote to every annoying little thing, these rules are not made to be broken.</b><br/><br/>This special omnibus combines comedian Kitty Flanagan's award-winning <i>488 Rules for Life</i> with her rather prosaically titled sequel, <i>More Rules for Life</i>. Inside this blockbuster edition you'll find rules for every aspect of daily life, such as:<br/><br/><i>Pregnant women aren't magic lamps; don't rub them.<br/>One to two squirts of perfume or aftershave is ample.<br/>Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.<br/>Once a month, hold your yoga tights up to the light and check the thread count.<br/>And always, always, remove the lettuce before toasting a sandwich.</i><br/><br/>Witty, helpful and endlessly entertaining, this omnibus is the quintessential reference book with the power to change society...or, at least, make it a little less irritating.<br/><br/><br/>'Rule no. 1 - Buy this book, laugh out loud, become a better person.'<br/>Jason Alexander (<i>Seinfeld</i>)