Ruby is back at Tate Prep, and it's her thirty-seventh week in the state of Noboyfriend. Her panic attacks are bad, her love life is even worse, and what's more: Noel is writing her notes; Jackson is giving her frogs; Gideon is helping her cook; and Finn is making her brownies. Rumors are flying, and Ruby's already sucky reputation is heading downhill. Not only that, she's also: running a bake sale; learning the secrets of heavy-metal therapy; encountering some seriously smelly feet; defending the rights of pygmy goats; and bodyguarding Noel from unwanted advances.