Presenting the one and only Mr Paul Keating - at his straight - shooting, scumbag - calling, merciless best.<br/><br/>Paul lets rip - on John Howard: ''The little desiccated coconut is under pressure and he is attacking anything he can get his hands on.''<br/><br/>On Peter Costello: ''The thing about poor old Costello is he is all tip and no iceberg.''<br/><br/>On John Hewson: ''[His performance] is like being flogged with a warm lettuce.''<br/><br/>On Andrew Peacock: ''...what we have here is an intellectual rust bucket.''<br/><br/>On Wilson Tuckey: ''...you stupid foul - mouthed grub.''<br/><br/>On Tony Abbott: ''If Tony Abbott ends up the prime minister of Australia, you've got to say, God help us.''<br/><br/>And that's just a taste.